Not Pretty Enough – Words by Parker Sims – Soloist – Rick Wood
Was I not pretty enough?
Did I dress too goofy?
Did I joke too much?
Did I sing the wrong key?
Don’t I make you laugh?
Should I try it harder?
Why did the guys deport me?
People refer to me as Harry Potter.
Whose grown real tall – I stand above them all.
I sing real low. Some say I look like Where’s Waldo.
Try and find me if you can.
Am I not pretty enough? (Not pretty enough)
Do I act too geeky?
You know, I’m like six foot four. (Not pretty enough)
So I can crush Kenny.
Don’t I make you laugh?
Should I try it harder. (Try it harder)
I am embarrassed to be me. (Awww.)
They chose this song for me to sing while I was gone. (While he was gone)
They said, no prob. We’re sure you’ll do a bang up job (He had no choice)
I’ve made fun of myself long enough! (Nyaa nya nya nya)
They make faces at my back.
Am I not pretty enough? (Not pretty enough)
What a stupid solo.
Parker came up with the words. (Not witty enough.)
So I’ll make him an alto.
Did that make you laugh? Should I try it harder? (Try it harder)
That’s what you get for messing with me.
Why did the guys
Why did the guys
Why did the guys deport me?
I think I know why
I think I know why
They’re all jealous of me.
Aw , can’t you see?
Oh can’t you see?
I’m just too damn sexy.
I’m back on the scene, so fresh and so clean.
Where are all my ladies?